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Old 01-31-2010, 07:33 PM
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Old 01-31-2010, 09:24 PM
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Old 01-31-2010, 10:13 PM
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Old 02-02-2010, 01:25 PM
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These are some of the problems submitted by Qantas pilots, and the answers provided by the maintenance engineers.

Pilot: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
Mechanic: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
Mechanic: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

Pilot: Something loose in cockpit.
Mechanic: Something tightened in cockpit.

Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield.
Mechanic: Live bugs on back-order.

Pilot: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
Mechanic: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

Pilot: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
Mechanic: Evidence removed.

Pilot: DME volume unbelievably loud.
Mechanic: DME volume set to more believable level.

Pilot: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
Mechanic: That’s what they’re for.

Pilot: I.F.F. inoperative in O.F.F. mode.
Mechanic: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

Pilot: Suspected crack in windshield.
Mechanic: Suspect you’re right.

Pilot: Number 3 engine missing.
Mechanic: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

Pilot: Aircraft handles funny.
Mechanic: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right & be serious.

Pilot: Target radar hums.
Mechanic: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

Pilot: Mouse in cockpit.
Mechanic: Cat installed.

Pilot: Noise coming from under instrument panel, sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
Mechanic: Took hammer away from midget
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Old 02-03-2010, 07:29 PM
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Old 02-03-2010, 07:34 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErkH4K39UrI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCV6L7UcwfA

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Old 02-03-2010, 07:41 PM
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Old 02-08-2010, 01:37 PM
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Don't be a playa, haiti

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Old 02-08-2010, 10:23 PM
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Old 02-08-2010, 10:48 PM
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Old 02-09-2010, 09:51 PM
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Old 02-10-2010, 03:54 PM
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read the lyrics they are funny

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Old 02-10-2010, 04:42 PM
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that was funny.....here is a classic Michael Jackson song redone....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJRNyPK-lc
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Old 02-11-2010, 01:31 PM
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Fat girl + Jetski + Ramp =

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Reminds me of the scene from 'FREE WILLY" when Willy is soaring for freedom thru air
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Old 02-11-2010, 09:36 PM
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